Velcro Cowboy 

A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.

That dude is a real Velcro Cowboy. I can't tell what's pubic hair and what's actual facial hair.

Velcro Cowboy by Sarsaparilla Sally November 27, 2012

velcro pygmies 

the most kick ass cover band with the hottest band members

Hey guys... let's go watch the velcro pygmies... i heard they were awesome

velcro pygmies by what is yo October 18, 2008

Velcro on the ceiling 

How you keep little black children from bouncing on the bed

My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.

Velcro on the ceiling by wolfbait51 May 31, 2011

Velcro Chair 

The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.

Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.

Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.

Velcro Chair by B. Hanback February 24, 2009

Velcro Shoes 

The only shoe that provides comfort and sex appeal.

When I think about your Velcro Shoes, I touch myself!

Velcro Shoes by Garden Gnome Suprise May 3, 2006

Velcro Gang 

A gang who everyone fears who all wear velcro shoes. Extra cool points if you cross it over

Tim: You wanna scrap mate
Fin: Ight

*Velcro gang arrive and shank Tim to death and Fin gets his girl

Velcro Gang by finwhoscrapswithtim September 11, 2020

Velcro Crotch 

When one's pubes grow out a couple of days after shaving. This results in them attaching to everything they come into contact with.

Susan knew she had a serious case of Velcro Crotch when she looked down to see Richard's beard attached to her nether regions.

Velcro Crotch by RueRueRue December 4, 2015