Valve Time 

A Unit of time measurement similar to normal time, however very flexible - something that Valve says might take a week could take a day, or something that they say might take a month, will take a year. Generally fluid.

Team fortress 2 players got the bad end of Valve Time when the pyro update was first announced, and got the good end of it when they fixed the infinite health glitch in record time after it was found.

Valve Time by De Lumpdumper May 5, 2018

Valve Time 

The expanded time Valve uses when talking about anything that will involve them working. Like a new york minute, but in reverse. See Valve week and Valve month.

The conversion factor is approximately 2-6 times whatever the stated interval is.

Loose example of Valve Time from the Steam August 26 update news:

"Fans will remember that Blue Shift included a "High Definition Pack," a set of visually enhanced player and weapon models. We've had to iron out some technical wrinkles with how we deliver the HD Pack, but it will be made available through Steam within the next week or so."

As of November 20, 2005, this content still hasn't been released.

Valve Time by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Valve week 

An interval of Valve time from 2 weeks to a month.

"Hey, DOD:S is going to be released next week!"

"But that's a Valve week. Expect it in September."

Valve week by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Valve pls fix

A phrase used to catch game developer Valve's attention when encountering a bug or exploit in one of their games. This phrase is usually used when reporting very minor bugs, since Valve games are known for being very polished and bug-free. This phrase may also be used in conjunction with the phrase "Literally unplayable."

One pixel of the sky can be seen from inside a building in Mirage. Valve pls fix.

Valve pls fix by TlaribA November 30, 2020

valve anti cheat

valve anti chaet (VAC) is shit antihack

valve anti cheat is shit

valve anti cheat by Embert Memesworth November 21, 2016

Valve month 

An interval of Valve time from 2 to 6 months.

"The Source SDK will be compatible with Visual Studio Express in a Valve month or so. If we start production now, it might happen by the time we've fully modeled the content."

Valve month by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

Valve Fanboy

Anyone who thinks valves games are the best ever and thinks any other game is bad.

Person: Hey, did you hear about that new fps game?

Valve Fanboy: OMG THAT SUX CS SOURCE ROX!

Valve Fanboy by Adam13131313 September 25, 2009