unholy garden of no mans land 

An overly-grown jungle of pubes on a vagina.

Don't fuck her, she has a nasty unholy garden of no mans land!

unholy garden of no mans land by the "sex" August 14, 2009

unholy shower 

Noun;
The act of Satan or higher demon urinating onto a virgin's head or breasts to induce erotic pleasure. Similar to a golden shower, but involving demonicpiss.

When Julie celebrated her 18th birthday, she received an unholy shower from Satan himself.

unholy shower by Kronen V May 7, 2010

Unholy Bees 

A group of people who play games together wearing bee themed apparel.

I'm playing Breaking Point with the Unholy Bees!

Unholy Bees by HI IM 9 AND BFF WITH PEDOGUY October 23, 2020

Unholy Hairy 

Where you stick your penis in a girls nose and jizz in it.

Hello there, would you like an UNHOLY HAIRY?

Unholy Hairy by Mark stiegs May 2, 2006

Unholy Threesome

A sexual relation between two men and one woman.

Paul and Peter had an unholy threesome with Mary.

Unholy Threesome by DJ Indiana Jones October 16, 2008

unholy baptism 

The act of ejaculating in your partner's cupped hands, where you then dip your finger into said cum cup, and use this finger to draw a cross on their forehead.

Person 1: "Bro this person at church is such a freak, they asked for an unholy baptism!"

Person 2: "...a what?"

unholy baptism by Apple_Nut March 28, 2023

unholy trinity 

Goatse
Tubgirl
and harlequin fetus

they say if you can masterbate to these 3 pictures, you are god!

OMG liek THAT WAS WORSE THAN THE UNHOLY TRINITY!

unholy trinity by Eiko November 23, 2004