Upon completion of the defication ritual, a Tuscan
Mudslide is the experience of having a tenacious amount of poop residue left on the
anus, thus having to wipe a tremendous amount until the buttocks has used up a weeks ration of toilet
paper.
"After his big sticky dump, Joel was telling
Curtis about how much his
anus was bleeding after he was done wiping.
Curtis knew that Joel had just experienced a Tuscan Mudslide."
"It was as if I was just wiping a piece of toilet paper across a brown sharpie. That was a rough Tuscan Mudslide."