turnip 

A positive outcome

That was a turnip game today.

turnip by epicteq.com September 3, 2020

Turnip 

The most powerful race in the universe. Ancient gods who will soon wreak havoc on the world. You have 1 year. Hide while you can. If you come across one kill yourself immediately.

The Turnips are coming... hide while you can.

Turnip by praisetheturnips March 22, 2021

Turnip 

Can also refer to an American gem of a gal

Ooo she's a bit of a Turnip

Turnip by Aubergine Orangutan July 12, 2021

Turnip 

A particular caste of social media addict that strives for attention from under age minors. Their posts are non sensical at best and desperate at worst.

Very high usage of poverty and racism shouts too.

That Craig Houlden is a right turnip

Laurie King of the Turnips

Zane like Mane….Turnip nonce

Turnip by LFC Victoria November 23, 2021

Turnip 

In Gen Z slang this means in a serious manner a divorce.

"I want a Turnip"
"Nooooooo!!!"

Turnip by anonymous December 29, 2022

Turnip 

White substance inhaled threw nose /or word to be shouted at anyone making a mobile phone call can also be used to by cocaine

Can I have half a gram of turnip. Payment one turnip.

Turnip by Turnip man 86 September 22, 2023

Turnip 

Forceably sucking the shit out of someone's ass

Dude, I totally pulled a turnip on Alicia! Tasted better than I thought.

Turnip by Turnip conveyor August 7, 2024