Turd trimester 

When a gigantic piece of crap has been lovingly nurtured and has reached its final level of growth and development. At the end of this stage it's evacuated from the safe, warm environment that is the bowels. Coined in the South Park episode "More Crap".

In real life, the turd trimester can be compared to the status of pulling tongues.

As a doctor I cannot condone travelling on an airplane in your turd trimester. It is not safe.

Turd trimester by ihatechristmas December 4, 2010

big chief turd in the face 

This describes one who is given to much flatulence, smell, sound and fury!

There was a sound and fury signifying Big Chief Turd in the Face!

big chief turd in the face by I, Wreckerrr December 10, 2016

Turdal stampede 

An urgent dump

Jim just had a loud turdal stampede!

Turdal stampede by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal storm 

A Turdal storm is diarrhea.

The burritos caused a turdal storm for the tourist.

Turdal storm by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Turdal 

To do with turds or poop.

The turdal storm raged up my ass!

Turdal by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

AMBER TURD 

A spiteful act of taking a huge dump on the husbands side of the bed by a lying, vindictive, worthless, whorish, gold digging tramp of a woman. Typically this woman is referred to as human garbage and a junkie, etc.

My world famous husband gave me a life a woman can only dream of and I repaid him by berating him, physically abusing him, cutting his finger off and finally left him an AMBER TURD on his side of the bed.

AMBER TURD by DRUNKWICH May 8, 2022

renegade turd 

That small piece of turd that remains stuck inside your asshole at the end of a bowel movement, and refuses to come out, no matter how hard you push, or strain.

Oh no! I’m about to miss the final episode of Empire because I’m here on the toilet struggling with this damn renegade turd!

renegade turd by talk2me-JCH2 December 1, 2016