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trapped in the closet 

R. Kelley's masterpiece, this shit is art! An engaging story about somebody who's cheating on his wife with somebody who's cheating on her husband who's fucking so and so... everybody gets laid, basically.
See also-pointless.
Oh my fucking god! Everybody's cheating on everybody else and I'm trapped in a closet! OH GOD I'M ACTUALLY CLAUSTROPHOBIC. Please help me, I'm trapped in the closet, oh my god I'm going to die.
trapped in the closet by KVENNE September 15, 2006

Trapped Fart 

A trapped fart is a fart left in a closed space for the next lucky person or yourself. One can trap a fart in an elevator (my fave) or before exiting a vehicle, public transit ( I especially love dropping one on the bus or skytrain just as I walk off)
Omg I just trapped the biggest fart as we left the elevator lol. Let's wait and see the reaction when the next person gets on!

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Trapped Fart by westcoastguy June 11, 2014

trapped emotion 

A trapped emotion is an emotion felt but not fully processed. Hence, it becomes a stuck emotion, trapped energy that was either ignored, "stuffed," or otherwise not felt to fruition to fully feel the length and breadth of whatever we personally needed to experience. We may have purposely ignored the pain of the emotion of shame to not feel deep pain and hurt. Consequently, our body "held" onto that energy and it became a hindrance to us.
Using an energy healer, I was able to get release from some trapped emotions I experienced in childhood, but never fully processed, hence never consciously allowed them to release from my energy field.
trapped emotion by Candycasa April 29, 2015

Trapped like a Tiger 

After being on a lovely date with a woman, you try and make move on your lady friend. Unfortunately she has drunk a little too much alcohol and then proceeds to retch outside the car door window. You then decide to roll the window up trapping it against her neck. As the windows pins her neck, you have sexual intercourse with her from behind, generally in a doggy style like fashion or any other position you can perform or fathom while she is in a state of immobility.
Sarah drank too much last night and started to puke outside the window of my car. I thought to myself what would happen if I roll up the window. So, I figured why the hell not. Noticing that she was trapped like a tiger, I fucked her from behind. I believed the concept was so brilliant and hilarious that I had to write at urban dictionary.com
Trapped like a Tiger by Pb and J October 7, 2007

trapped pube 

Really uncomfortable situation in which a pubic hair beomes somehow entangles with another pube or with your underwear. Difficult situation in public places as it can be excrutiating, with the only cure being some personal hand to crotch contact - inside your pants.
I don't need an example - it has happened to most of us who have transcended puberty and not removed all their pubes by shaving or waxing.

Trapped Grandma 

Harry: Hey sohail, why isn't Rucco going to school
Sohail: I don't know man, I think he's a Trapped Grandma
Trapped Grandma by Hatman222 March 1, 2022