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To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.
Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.
tanned by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003
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Tonned tonned-up Tonedeaf toned Tonked towned Tinned tronned tanned Tonged
To be turned off by something. Usually by a male/felmale, or a irrataing event.
" did you see him hit on that hooch? i am totally tronned by him"
Tronned by laceylasynaface April 19, 2009
The feeling you get when you smoke too much dope and you go into zombie mode.
1: "wanna go out clubbin later?"

2: "no mang im way too tinned"

1: "your a tinnerbro"
Tinned by MC BRICKS July 15, 2009

Young, Cool and Tanned 

Something a vertically challenged comedian - which in some imperscrutable way became the richest and most powerful man in Italy - could say, amongst other idiotic things (like "era una carineria!!", "I was just being nice and friendly!!")
Comedian: "I am older than him, I will give him some advice"
35 Millions Italians: "Oh My God"
Comedian: "he is Young, Cool and Tanned"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US!"
Comedian: ""I was just being nice and friendly, and if you don't understand this you all are communists dumbasses!"
35 Millions Italians: "Obama PLEASE DONT NUKE US, but send troops and find who voted him! SAVE US!"
Young, Cool and Tanned by Babel March 23, 2009
Getting extremely inebriated, to the point of incoherent mumbling downtowned
Micheal tried to tell us he had to go to the bathroom, but he was so tonied, we couldn't understand him, so he pissed himself.
Tonied by Daniel Zeve February 18, 2005
To turn a once beautiful digital service, platform or app into something that resembles King Kong's arse.
"OMG they totally tunned that website. It used to be great!"
tunned by bleepbloopcomputer June 30, 2014