Toff Twaddling

When a Posh Toff stumbles over their words and stutters.

We went out of our way to ger..erm...or....er..er

Quit your Toff Twaddling and spit it out!

Toff Twaddling by KebabStar January 6, 2021

Urban toff

Much like the urban fox. This creature can be seen slumming it across London, speaking as though they hadn't spent a night at that £10,000 a term boarding school, re-appropriating working class and afro-carribbean culture before returning to the flat mummy and daddy bought for them in a working class cleansing new build.

That boy's an urban toff

Urban toff by Mappz February 4, 2018

Plastic toff

Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate

Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?

Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him

Plastic toff by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019

mozzling the toff

Masturbating to a Kevin Bacon movie

Person 1 "Is that the song Footloose I hear?"

Person 2 " Get out of my room! Don't you knock?"

Person 1 " Oh my god! You were mozzling the toff weren't you?"

Person 2 " What I do on Wednesday afternoons is my business."

mozzling the toff by Mr. Peyote March 20, 2011

run toff 

To leave quickly without an explanation.

He didn't break up with her, he just run toff.

run toff by Toptech33 March 14, 2022

On The Toff 

A term for someone who is drunk beyond comprehension.

“ Oh for fuck’s sake.”
“What?”
“Shirley’s on the toff again.”

On The Toff by amfinn23 November 25, 2017

jack toff

a safe word for Jack off you idiot

look at that jack toff

jack toff by Shadowking2804 October 22, 2020