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See you in the funny papers. 

Also ... See you in the funny pages.

Refers to the comics section of the newspaper. Was a light hearted way to say goodbye, see you later, in the 1920s through WWII. Not derogatory at all. Could be used with a friend or casual acquaintance. Just a breezy way to say our lives are crazy, like the characters in the comics. Our lives are funny/ironic/interesting I wouldn't be surprised if someone started writing a comic strip based on us. I'll see you around, just as likely in the funny pages as anywhere else.
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A case of the fuck-its 

Noun. A temporary mindset shift from somewhat obsessing about multiple, seemingly important but annoying issues to the state of not caring at all. After dealing with the same persistent situation over a period of time, the conscious or unconscious decision to not be bothered anymore. Giving up.
After waiting on hold for 40 minutes for a representative while making dinner and trying to get his son to clean his room, John developed a case of the fuck-its, hung up, cracked a beer and sat down to watch some cat videos.

AYO WHAT THE FUCK 

When you are least expecting something, but that something is worse than you intended.
Me: HE'S LOW, HE'S LOW!

Friend: I GOT HIM, I GOT HIM!

Boss: *Enters phase 2*

Both: AYO WHAT THE FUCK

The Furry Purge 

Seeing as December 20th is Fur-Day...

December 19th is the last hurrah of our noble gamer boys and egirls, so that they may salvage their sanity - and possibly their salvation - as the day of reckoning draws near.

Brave the perilous uwu XD *nuzzles u* battleground of the day ahead... indulge in The Furry Purge.

The moment the clock strikes midnight in your location and December 19th begins, you have 24 hours to ice, merc, smoke, and/or bust a cap in any furry you may come across. Godspeed, soldier.
Gamer 1: You ready?
Egirl: Of course I am, my little pogchamp. I used my simps' twitch donations to buy more ammo for my Hello Kitty glock!

Gamer 2: The Furry Purge is gonna be dope!

Furry: Are you excited for Fur-Day? I know I am! uwu x3

Gamer: Nah. But I'm excited for the day that comes before it...
Furry: OwO what's that?

Gamer: Oh, you'll see...

What The Fuc- BOOM 

When a person begins to say " What The Fuck" or WTF, but is cut of by an explosion. This phrase is becoming popular on video sites such as YouTube
Man 1: Dude, cut the red wire!

Man 2: B-B-But Im color blind!

Man 1: What The Fuc- BOOM!
What The Fuc- BOOM by Alpha-Julian February 10, 2010

get the fuck out of my room i'm playing minecraft 

A 7 second video of a man holding a camera walking into a room and then being greeted with a preteen playing minecraft and is mad because his PvP skills suck.
*Opens door*
"GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING MINECRAFT!"

who the fuck cares

Who the fuck cares hasn't been defined because no one gives a shit
Jimmy cracked corn and who the fuck cares
who the fuck cares by Trypno August 30, 2013