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cap the well 

Jeff, you ready to head to the next bar?

One minute, let me cap the well.
cap the well by plusplus July 23, 2010

The Thinking Cap 

When a man stands behind someone kneeling down and surprisingly tries to stretch his sac over their head. If done correctly the image will portray a skin covered shower cap with 2 small brains in it
Two brains are better than one....so let me give you The Thinking Cap

cap the fag 

A short version of saying capture the flag.
Person 1: "Ayo fam you tryna play cap the fag?"
Person 2: "Bet"
cap the fag by Joseph24689 August 15, 2017

Cap the jew 

Having you and/or a freind find a jewish person, or somebody that resembles a jewish person and placing objects like cake tins or lunch box lids on their heads, whilst spouting 'Cap the Jew'. Anything can be used as a 'Jew cap' really, and the dirtier the better, you really want to mess up that jews hair in the process.
Capper 1: Antthony look at boris he looks like a fuckin jew
Capper 2 (Anthony): haha put that lid on his head like a jew cap
Capper 1 walks over to where the jew is standing and places himself behind the jew inconspicuously with the lunchbox lid behind his back
Capper 1: CAP THE JEW!
Capper 1 places the lid on the jews head resembling a jewish skulll cap and gets all manner of crums and shit in the jews hair, the jew seems embaressed and insulted, yet is too much of a jew to do anything about it
Capper 2: nice, you got that jew
Cap the jew by Sam gofton December 29, 2007

The "No Cap" Movement 

A cult like following. It's members beliefs that all caps are evil, and are mortified by the thought that their cold and crispy mountain dew one had a cop on it. The followers are sexually relieved when the cap is removed, and their sense of discomfort and fear goes away. The followers use their edginess to keep the beverage inside the bottle and to freely run around capless. Truly a unique breed of exceptional individuals.
"no cap, no cap ,no cap" chanted the mob of The "No Cap" Movement as they all ran through the streets without fear that a single drop of their precious dew would spill.

The Poop Cap 

When you're taking a shit, and the initial shit is a regular solid one, but everything that follows after is pure diarrhea.
Joe: I thought I was gonna have a nice shit at first but then I ended up obliterating the toilet bowl.

Gabe: Yeah, that's what you call the poop cap.
The Poop Cap by Andy Stafford November 7, 2015