crab up the ass 

an emotional state usually combining anger, annoyance, nervousness, or pain, in which the person is generally in a bad mood

She was acting like she had a crab up her ass after she didn't win the prom queen nomination.

crab up the ass by Brad Slocum May 30, 2005

Paying out the ass 

Something you will pay a ridiculous amount of money to rent, buy, or repair/maintain.

"I just bought a used 1987 Porsche 944 Turbo...looks cool, but I know I'll be paying out the ass to do repairs on it!!"

Paying out the ass by The Punisher 9mm December 13, 2014

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball 

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball similar to dont know your ass from a hole in the ground a little more funny

you mister president dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball

dont know your ass from the ass end of a bowling ball by bluebear March 31, 2020

holding it up the ass 

When you have a big turd hanging around your anus, but you refuse to let it out.

Billy was holding it up the ass in class today.

holding it up the ass by Nytesdawn October 8, 2012

fuck me in the ass 

1) an interjection used when something unexpected happens

2) an interjection used when something does not go as planned or as expected

3) a legitimate request for anal intercourse

1) Shit, that mouse kicked that cat's ass! Fuck me in the ass!

2) Dammit! The Minecraft server admin banned me! Fuck me in the ass!

3) Oh, yah, fuck me in the ass!

fuck me in the ass by russianwarrior November 19, 2013

pound-me-in-the-ass prison 

A place that is best to avoid. But if you are sent to one, the secret is: kick someone's ass your first day, or become someone's bitch.

"We're not going to minimum-security white-collar resort. No, we're going to a federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!"

pound-me-in-the-ass prison by Dan April 5, 2005

Take it up the ass 

When people do anal sex.

Justin bieber can take it up the ass with other men. Its true!!!

Take it up the ass by Windows10Hater September 4, 2012