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Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch 

Forced to explore new culinary options to feed the UK's schoolkids following Jamie Oliver's crusade on turkey twizzlers, Mrs Northern Dinnerlady came up with her termite and bean crunch - exactly what it says on the tin, a mix of termites and baked beans in a shortcrust pastry case. Very popular with the lads and lasses. N.B. Dinnerladies are the fine women who serve the nation's children with food at lunchtime at school, and the Northern ones are fucking units
Jesus wept, I just burned the roof of my mouth on Mrs Northern Dinnerlady's Termite and Bean Crunch, pet

cocky termite 

a girl who wants to fuck and/suck any man she sees that she finds attractive
mark: bro i was sitting and marcia kept pushing herself on me
tremaine: same.
dane: i thought i was the only one, it look like she want all of us.
tremaine. no bro dont feel too special shes a cocky termite
cocky termite by miami vice December 2, 2019

The termite

While performing cunnilingus with two fingers inserted in the vagina, you burrow the termite( the opposite hand’s thumb) in a circular motion, slowly penetrating the anus up-to the first knuckle.
“I gave her the termite last nite, and she was very responsive “
The termite by Moony75 March 17, 2022

nibbling termite 

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic

nibbling termite 

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic

nibbling termite 

The act of when a partner nibbles on the other partner's skin, biting of little bits and chewing them
Adam and John were so horny that kinky John did the nibbling termite on Adam.

Ex. The Skin Fic