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Stretched child

A teenager or adult that has such a strong baby face that they look like a kid in photographs from the neck up, but they are an average adult height or taller and may have adult body proportions. It is strong enough to cause the uncanny valley, especially if it’s a man with a beard.
Haley Joel Osment and Jojo Siwa are notorious stretched children.
Stretched child by Dr. Sigh January 27, 2021
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Stretched Abbreviation 

A term or phrase created by expanding an abbreviation beyond its typical shortened form, often for the purpose of creating a more playful, casual, or approachable tone.
Why say "details" when the Stretched Abbreviation "deets" is more efficient?

She stretched like that on purpose 

YouTube's shitty algorithm thought that I was looking for half naked big tits, when in reality I was searching for 'Escape from Tarkov'
'She stretched like that on purpose' is a video whenever you search for something on YouTube

get stretched 

get f*cked
me: hey, dad can you give me a lift to the party?
dad: get stretched!
get stretched by yoloswaggins1471 January 20, 2017

black stretched 

Where a white lady has had sex with a large black guy with a thick BBC and been over filled beyond any point of sex with a white guy.
Jane found that her black lover had stretched her pussy beyond any point her white husband was able - when she returned home her husband remarked with envy and shock "Jane, you've been black stretched"

throat stretched 

A Reference to a Male receiving oral sex.
Hey girl, I'm on my way over. Be ready cause you're gonna get that Throat Stretched.

tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel 

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!