squatter chick 

A young woman, often under age and a sloot, who seeks to achieve status by having sex or giving oral to bmx riders, skaters, 7N7'ers, etc, because they think they're hott.

Dude, she put her hands down my pants, and i didnt even know her name, what a squatter chick.

squatter chick by Ash*Hole September 18, 2005

squatter squad 

the coolest squad in the land. so exclusive that there is no point in even trying to join, because they are very picky. They throw the most turnt parties and get too turnt also.

Karen: Who is that group of people over there?
Jen: That's Squatter Squad.

squatter squad by idgafimanon October 26, 2015

Squatter-fall 

The orgasmic act of squirting pussy juice into a bowl of choice whilst squatting.

Lady: hurry up im cumming

Gentleman: ditch the bowl baby I'm gonna drink from under your squatter-fall.

Squatter-fall by Manshorts March 22, 2017

Squatter With Benefits 

A person that stays with you and doesn’t pay his share of rent, but receives the same benefits as if they already had (receiving showers, food, etcetera). May also be shortened to SWB.

Pluralised form: Squatters With Benefits.

Stephen, my brother, you are a squatter with benefits - you haven’t paid your fair share of rent for the past three months, soon to be four, so you’re going to need to be evicted from my property unless you can pay your rent for the months you have missed thus far.

Squatter With Benefits by BandBoxBrawl October 14, 2018

Squatter spotter 

The act of observing your partner sitting (squatting) over another individuals' face, while that individual is topping you. You must guide your partner over the lucky one's face.

So I was Alex's squatter spotter last night, and was amazed by his leg strength.

Squatter spotter by Mistermrmister2 May 21, 2021

Thot Squatter 

(Noun) A female attention whore with little or no valuable real world skills other than compulsively squatting on Instagram or social media in yoga pants. A thot squatter is a subspecies of the contemporary bimbo.

You really want to date that bro? Shes such a thot squatter!

Thot Squatter by MisterWill December 10, 2018

Womb Squatter 

In similar concept to that of a squatter: a person who settles on land/occupies property without title, right, or payment of rent; a Womb Squatter is an unexpected and possibly unwanted pregnancy. I.e., the fetus is undesirably there and doesn't plan on leaving on its own.
It is a term that you will most likely never hear uttered from the mouth of a pro-lifer .

Janie: Why are you so upset? You've been crying all day... Is everything okay?
Alyssa: Oh Janie, I have a womb squatter. Dylan is going to be so mad at me!
Janie: I am so sorry, Janie. Just remember that, due to a Woman's right to choice, you have options.
Alyssa: I know, I've already been considering my options. But next time, I will definitely remember to use birth control and contraceptives.

Womb Squatter by HananaBannah October 21, 2009