Touched spaghet 

A very big evidence of a crime of touching spaghet. Mostly left in Europe.
Touching spaghet and getting caught will get you the sentence of death.

I CANT EAT MY TOUCHED SPAGHET! ITS TOUCHED!

Touched spaghet by Jesus with a Shotgun June 5, 2018

get spaghet

It basically means “get naughty” or “get freaky.” Derived from the (now dead) meme, “SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!” it’s a way to say u want to get into bed with someone and do the ‘s’ thingy-majig.

Bruce: ayy, lucy. howzit?
Lucy: eh, good. kinda bored. hbu?
Bruce: same. life’s boring. come, let’s get spaghet ;)
Lucy: uhh no, bruce. i’m at the library lmfao.
Bruce: omg. help a guy out. i’m just tryna bust a nut. damn.
Lucy: babe we have an exam tomorrow lol. we got time for that later.
Bruce: ehhh whatever. but ima come to da library to “study” wit cho. meet me in the bathrooms in ten.
Lucy: bruce nooooo! ugh. why u gotta be so sexy?
Bruce: hehe das me.

😎😏🤣

get spaghet by omglookatmeimcool June 15, 2019

my spaghet 

dont get this touched. also see memes

Somebody Ttucha my SPAGHET!!!!

my spaghet by MemeMachine411574r January 27, 2018

toucha my spaghet 

when some girl trying to touch your spaghet

i met this girl today, she was nice but i had to leave because she tryna toucha my spaghet

toucha my spaghet by ToUcHa My SpAgHet May 2, 2018

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot 

Eating spaghet on the pot is a cardinal sin in most countries and being accused on such is quite a claim, enough to make people very sad.

Most notably, it is used against female streamers when you join their chat. This will make them very upset and they will have a go at you for saying such things about them. It makes most people you say it to break down crying into rivers of tears as these words have just been uttered.

guy1: *Logs onto Twitch and joins streamers stream*
guy1: "I bet you eat spaghet on the pot."
streamer: "What the fuck?? I can't believe you would say that.. It makes me so upset people still do stuff like this today. Mods, can we ban them please?"

i bet you eat spaghet on the pot by GAMERINGGAMERGAMING June 5, 2022

Ottawa Spaghetti 

n. An act in which two or more penises are brought in direct contact with each other and masturbated by a third party using a wringing motion with both hands.

I'm positive there was some Ottawa Spaghetti made last night, those three guys disappeared for an awfully long time.

Ottawa Spaghetti by Dr. BZ T. Brain November 4, 2013

Spaghetti Bow 

The term used to describe the act of throwing a pasta party, a trope of TV and film.

Derek and Jason have been fighting, but then they went and put a nice spaghetti bow on it. They're not fooling anyone.

I hope this season doesn't end with them tying all the drama up in a spaghetti bow.

Spaghetti Bow by JusticarJasper August 31, 2012