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A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.
Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.
When an attractive female ditches you on a date.
Oh man, last night was horrible. Julie seared me after half an hour!
Seared by Derek February 4, 2004
when a man with a needle dick, sticks it in the urethra of a fatass fagmuffin
jack speared with his morbidly obese and equally faggity gym teacher
speared by bipolarbear35 January 20, 2008
when running with a erection and bumping into someone
When i was running last night i bumped into a girl and speared a her
speared by the joke guys April 20, 2016

MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER 

CONSISTS OF multiple SEX ACTS done to a MANDATORY SHITEATER who has to do or has done to them at a MANDATORY SEX PARTY iwhich is MANDATORY to attend so you won't get arrested.
OK, do this guy in AFRICA had SHIT SMEARED everywhere by others all over their anatomy and ANAL ALAN the SHIT you just made the as the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARER as at the MANDATORY SEX PARTY you will be told to take off all your clothes go to the STAGE where you are asked and hand the cannisters of SHIT too the STAGE EMCEE and the ones responsible will be the MANDATORY SHIT SMEARERS as all over your body you being the SHIT SMEAREE they will SMEAR SHIT and in order to GO IN DRY as you did they have to first let all the SHIT dry as they do have the SHIT FANS as you've seen them and by you ANAL ALAN standing where the SHIT HITS THE FAN. drying your SHIT and after all the SHIT DRIES you get TRAUMAUCKING A PEDOPHILE TREATMENT where they go in dry as the ASSH0LE has been prepared for the SEX ASSHOLE DICK BALLS ORGY at the SPORTS BAR where the origin of TICK TOCK SPLOTCH , TIK TOK SPLOTCH, TICK TOK SPLOTCH , and TIK TOCK SPLOTCH rule as well as you must MANDATORY CUM at the SEX PARTY.
Justin: What has two arm, two legs and stays late to clean my room every Friday night?

Tony: I don't know, what?

Justin: Your Mom!

Justin: Seared bitch.
Seared by Orick12 May 1, 2011