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Slushies 

A slang term for people who are "sloshed."

HISTORY:

Originally referred to as a hot female who is very intoxicated at a bar or club. They are usually so drunk to the point of stumbling and slurring, while they hit on every guy in sight, hence the combination of slut + sloshie + sloshed = Slushies

1. (adj) Slushed
- slang term for being sloshed

2. (noun) Slushie(s)
- A person who is effin wasted
Just finished getting wasted
Person A BAC .10+: Duuude bra... Im fuckerd up drinkss draaanks, sheeet niiigga, sooo slushed.
Person B 100% Sober: Good job, you're the pillar of society.
Person A BAC .10+: Thatttss SO tru ohhhh my goood SO SLUSHED.

Going to get DRANKS
Person A: Dude bro, its about time to pick up some slushies at the club!
Person B: No thanks, drunk sluts are fucking stupid.
Slushies by ProBro March 8, 2011

German Slushie 

when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.
Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.
German Slushie by Hacxz July 19, 2010

Butt Slushies 

Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.
"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"

"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"
The words Lush and Slut mixed
Lush = Alcoholic
Slut = likes sex
"Stop being such a slushie."
slushie by Emma April 21, 2005

Chocolate Slushie 

The act of shitting into a girl's and the proceeding to engage in oral sex.
Scottie recieved one sensual chocholate slushie from Susan.

Bean Slushie

When someone Mixes beans in a blender, along with ice(ice cream) and then proceeds to put it on a girl/guys gentals and begin orally licking it off.
Ash totally "Bean Slushie"d that girl last night!
Bean Slushie by Randomcreed13 June 19, 2010