Originally referred to as a hotfemale who is very intoxicated at a bar or club. They are usually so drunk to the point of stumbling and slurring, while they hit on every guy in sight, hence the combination of slut + sloshie + sloshed = Slushies
1. (adj) Slushed
- slang term for being sloshed
2. (noun) Slushie(s)
- A person who is effin wasted
Just finished getting wasted
Person A BAC .10+: Duuude bra... Im fuckerd up drinkss draaanks, sheeet niiigga, sooo slushed.
Person B 100% Sober: Good job, you're the pillar of society.
Person A BAC .10+: Thatttss SO tru ohhhh my goood SO SLUSHED.
Going to get DRANKS
Person A: Dude bro, its about time to pick up some slushies at the club!
Person B: No thanks, drunk sluts are fucking stupid.
when a man and woman engage in anal sex, then the man pulls out, shits in his hand, and forces the woman to consume said shit after being put in a baby stroller and pushed down the hall with the man screaming the womans name in his best impression of cartman from south park.
Tom gave Bella a German Slushie, thats why they broke up not a day later.
Its what happens to your fecal matter after dining at a shitty Thai food restaurant. You best be ready to paint your toilet bowl a light to medium shade of brown with a high possibility of solid corn and peanuts.
"Jesus Mary fucking Christ Dan! Is that shit running down your leg?"
"Fuck me runnin' Must have a bad case of the Butt Slushies"