Slappy Taffy

A 'Slappy Taffy' is not a kind of candy in any means. It is a type of aggressive handjob, usually used when a woman is upset but still wants to have sex.

"Aw man Jessica gave me a 'Slappy Taffy' last night"

Slappy Taffy by All kinda sex puns November 8, 2019

Slappy Salmon 

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

Slappy Salmon by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

slappynutz 

Serious sexual activity. Hardcore and very fast moving with the testicles slapping up against the "taint" area of the female from the seriously fast sex. Usually occurs the most during doggy-style or plain 'ol hyperspeed missionary.

Wow, me and Mandy were having some serious sex, slappynutz were in full effect and I had sweat just fallin off me and my balls. We must have lost 10 pounds each from that 45 minute sexual hurricane.

slappynutz by Schwagner December 7, 2006

Slappy826 

some lazy ass dev that made protosmasher that wont ever update it. he also dickrides 3dsboy08 and gets admin to abuse.

when the fuck will Slappy826 update proto its been 4 days

Slappy826 by xsaber1324 May 3, 2018

Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

Slappy Pappy by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Slurpee Sloppys 

NOUN

The dirty clothes you pull out of the hamper and throw on yourself, regardless how dirty they are, when you need that slurpee from 7-11 at 2 a.m.

MARY: Hey honey, i'm really craving a cherry slurpee from 7-11, can you go get me one?

TOM: But i'm in my underwear, it's 2a.m. i and don't wanna get up.

MARY: just go into the hamper and grab some "Slurpee Sloppys" to put on

Slurpee Sloppys by Todd Leee May 23, 2008

slappybag

When a guy cant stop mastubating, or having homosexual sex.

Lenny cant control his slappybag.

slappybag by vivians_hot December 17, 2006