sofia shocking 

A girl who goes to BSGE and the only thing shoking about her, is her weight. she needs to go on a diet or sumthin cuz that bitch it chunky. if she sat on me, i'd probably die.

Rachel: Hey do you kno Sofia Shocking?
Jamal: Yea, dat fat ass girl right?
Rachel: Yea she needs to go on a diet.
Jamal: Werd. I'd never tap that.
Rachel: Haha.

sofia shocking by Sexy Chickkk May 1, 2008

Sofia shocking 

A female animal with a strange hormonal imbalance that leads to a lady beard mustache and large excess amounts of pubic hair even hair that covers her tubular deformed breasts. She enjoys excessive tweeting playing with her cats and having sex with strange men for small amounts of money and Taco Bell. Typically she can be found in Woodside Queens but has been known to be in the bathroom of the mad donkey.

Guy: yo son she looked like she had one of them Isis guys in between her legs
Guy2: thats sofia shocking

Sofia shocking by Randy marsh has a lisp May 12, 2017

shit-shocking 

shit-shocking

This term has two possibles meaning;
1. Something which is both shit and shocking
2. Something so shocking that it has proverbial the ability to shock shit itself

1. "Dave's car accident was shit-shocking"
2. "That cow giving birth to an alligator on the News was so unexpected that it was shit-shocking!"

shit-shocking by Bobbinog July 10, 2009

A shocking surprise

A shocking suprise.

When you and your girl are having sex and she puts on gloves en suddenly gets a ael out of a bucket and shoves it up your ass. The ael will then electrocute your anus. She now preformed the shocking surprise on you.

Yo bro sit down. Sorry bro i can't my anus got electrocuted by my girlfriend while she was performing a shocking surprise

A shocking surprise by Diepzeekroket November 30, 2019

Pull a Shocking 

Most commonly used when someone says they are quitting but return the next day like nothing happened.

Bye everyone I'm quitting for good.
-Next Day-
How's it going?
-Wow did he just pull a shocking?!?-

Pull a Shocking by Modisanigga July 15, 2014

Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking

the best song from JATS trust me

Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm

Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking by wbc fan February 18, 2024

One-Socking

Akin to the feeling of leaving the house wearing only one sock

1) When you only accomplish half of your intended purpose and are left in an embarrassing situation
2) When you finish a job poorly

I definitely one-socked (past tense) that essay, I hope it goes well.

I've really been one-socking it at the nuclear weapon factory. Hopefully my habit of one-socking doesn't bring about a premature end of the world.

One-Socking by therealjacobi October 5, 2019