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Russel Branding it 

When you play your own persons in every movie that you are in or the same character.
Famous among stars such as Russel brand and Seth rogan
IE: Russel brand was Russel branding it in get him to the Greek

IE: dude i totally Russel branded it on that speech

Russel Hobbs 

The drummer for the animated band, Gorillaz.
Russel Hobbs is so under appreciated!!
Russel Hobbs by doggoqueen August 2, 2017

russel the love muscle

Im ready for russel the love muscle to penetrate me.

Russel Crowe 

v. to strike someone with a telephone or other communication device.
wendy got russel crowe'd cause she was being a bitch.
Russel Crowe by acetanilide January 20, 2006

Russel Adler 

CIA operative, very cool dude (most of the time). Don't ask about his scar. Perseus sux lmao
"Hey, Russel Adler seems like an agent in the CIA."
"That's because he is. But don't tell anyone."
"How did he get those scars on his face?"
"Don't ask."

Russel Crowe 

A great actor
For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday

Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:

You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?

So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!

With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,

So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!

Afrooz Jafarinoor

April 7, 2015
Iran