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False Rotary 

A false rotary is a rotay table contructed of anti-material, often anti-carbon steel grade -355 ksi. A False Rotary shal be cleaned a cloth made of lint only, and may be used in combination with a False Hang off Bushing, False Slips or a False Spider (dont forget the False Adapter Ring). The False Rotary must not be used in combination with non-False Equipment made of regulare material, as this might cause annihilation and potential HSE-issues.
Yo, grease monkey! Use the False Slips cuz ur using a False Rotary, dumb ass!
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Mazda Rotary Engine 

Essentially a portable hand grenade. The apex seals are like pins of a hand grenade attached to a Schrödinger's cat resulting in an engine that it is in 2 states of reality; both working and exploded at the same time.
- Man, did you heard about the RX-9 rumors saying it will come with a mazda rotary engine?
- Yeah, can't wait until it blows up at the mall!
Mazda Rotary Engine by St0RM53 November 25, 2016

rotor, rotary

the combustion engine as god intended. Simple and extremely effective. Extreme amounts of power can be obtained from these tiny units. Also a term used for any type of motor vehicle equipped with such an engine.
rotor, rotary by Robert Large August 19, 2003

M32 rotary grenade launcher 

a weapon to surpass the ADATS and finally kill SCP-682
hey trooper see that thing over there fire the M32 rotary grenade launcher

sonic rotary 

What you say when you’re getting absolutely clapped in rocket league to distract your foes.
What a save!

What a save!
What a save!
Sonic rotary

sonic rotary by GizardWizard June 8, 2021

Asian Rotary 

When a man bangs a group of Asians chanting in Japanese, while dancing in a circle. He usually gets 5 seconds, per Asian. The Asian who he cums in gets spanked. Another name for this is Asian Hot Potato.
I tried an Asian Rotary last night. The Asian who won ended up being my brothers sister in law. SHE WAS TIGHT.
Asian Rotary by Adedyy June 23, 2010

Wankel Rotary Engine 

A torture device once used as a punishment for those who have commited a crime. It fits onto one's penis or vagina, and then is twisted, via a motor, to violently to cause aggonizing pain.
It's a torture device, does it really need an example?