Providence 

An evil shadow goverment that wants to manipulate and control the entire universe.

Luckily, the last owner of Providence, Arthur Edwards. Was inyected with a funny serum that gave him demencia. So now we are safe.

Person 1: *Says anything with the word "providence".
Me: OMG HITMAN 3 REFERENCE!

Providence by Fgyjt April 4, 2022

Rhino Provider 

The opposite of a Unicorn Provider.

A child care provider who stands firm in her policies and beliefs.

A child care provider who values independence and self-help skills.

A child care provider who enforces her policies and rules despite parents that try to find loopholes.

A long term provider who KNOWS there is more to daycare than rainbows and butterflies.

Ms Judy is a Rhino provider

Rhino providers do NOT enable parents

Rhino Provider by Kelly Petersen Johnson March 6, 2013

Providence Pull Out 

When you take your erect penis and use it to plug the anus of your woman. Then wait till she has to shit, Once the pressure becomes high enough you pull out causing the feces to act as a projectile.

Shitting while you vomit with your head in the toilet and your ass in the air, then pulling out your head to shit where you were just puking and vomitting where you just shat.

Wow! That providence pull out was intense, there is even shit on the curtians!

Thanks to the Providence Pull Out my bed room looks like the lower east side!

Lets go to Cheaters and see if the cambodian stripper a Providence Pull Out!

Providence Pull Out by MissMae_ohhhhping November 14, 2009

Providence 

The capital of Rhode Island. Kind of like the illegitimate lovechild of Boston, LA, and the Soviet Union.

Bad part of town: Southside

Person A: I'm from Providence.

Person B: Oh, really? *clutches wallet*

Providence by Johnny December 2, 2004

Providence 

The beastin' capital of Rhode Island that's (still) run by the mob where you can be shot, stabbed, grab some Dell's, watch the polluted river be lit on fire, go to college, and buy rims.

The phrases you'll most hear in Providence are ... "I know a guy .." "Yea, it fell off the back of a truck." "Walking on cobblestones wouldn't be so hard if I wasn't drunk." "Oh, shit ! The popo's !" - haha nobody says the last one.

It's a kickass town and nothing compares to it.

Suck on that Boston.

*Outsider drives into Providence*

outsider: "hello, i'm from greenwhich - what's that giant pineapple ?"
p-town local: "that's federal hill. dont go up tha if ya dont at least look italian."
outsider: "why thank you. what's that your drinking ?"
p-town local: "just some dell's - with some absolut. mostly absolut."
outsider: well, now, umm ... is the river on FIRE !?!?"
p-town local: "huh. oh yea, it is. thats normal."
outsider: "is that a trannie ?!?!?"
p-town local: "yea. thats normal too."

welcome to p-town.

Providence by fhieh December 29, 2007

Providence Special 

Cocaine, Adderall, Xanax, Klonopin and Percocet

I just took a Providence Special, tonight is going to be a good night.

Providence Special by Oscar Acosta May 1, 2023

Providence Catholic High School 

The greatest high school on planet earth. Located in New Lenox, Illinois. You have to be a complete 10 out of 10 to go there. Its neccesary to be a snobby, white preppy kid to go there too. The students most popularly reign from Orland Park, Homer Glen, Tinley Park, Lockport, or Mokena. The boys act like total hardasses, and the girls are total hoes. Home of the Celtics, the greatest football/baseball/cheerleading/cross country/track/softball/tennis/soccer/hockey teams. The hockey team has the hottest guys. Like, damn. Most of the hockey guys like to take it up the butt from other players in the showers. One of the only high schools in America where the seniors prey on freshman like it's a religion. The band sucks dick. And they smell bad. You need to go to this school, you will never regret it! Oh and fuck saint rita.

Lockport student: oh, you go to providence? do you think you're better than everyone?

Providence Catholic High School student: yes.

Providence Catholic High School by ProviGuy July 30, 2011