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Siamese Profile Syndrome 

The disease that effects more that 50% of social platform users. The onset is slow but eventually the subject has their head bonded to another and their image is posted as their profile page.
My friend suddenly became a victim of Siamese Profile Syndrome and is now connected to their significant other..it's a shame.

Shirtless Profile Asshole

Shirtless Profile Asshole believes that they are God’s gift to social networking. In reality, they have nothing to offer, so Shirtless Profile Asshole snaps a photo (often fuzzy or dimly lit) and uses this as their MySpace and / or Facebook (or other predatory website) profile picture.

More often than not (although not necessarily a requirement for the definition), Shirtless Profile Asshole leaves their ugly face out of the image, which can only work to their advantage. Shirtless Profile Asshole usually sports some form of boring tribal arm band or barb wire tattoo. This is due to Shirtless Profile Asshole’s complete lack of originality in every aspect of their life.

Shirtless Profile Asshole most likely owns a crotch rocket or a Mustang (see Crotch Rocket Asshole and/or Mustang Asshole), which makes for the brain-wrenching choice of which stupid photo to use for their profile…their lame ride, or their zit-filled bare chest?
When Sid discovered that his personsality and character wasnt able to get him far in the dating scene, he morphed into Shirtless Profile Asshole and the number of girls on his "friends" list skyrocketed. Too bad the fake-ass girls on his list accept anybody who send them an invite, just to boost their own egos with the false hopes that they themselves may have something to offer. They really could care less about the zits or ugly tattoos that he sports.

Profiterole vision 

A sense that lets people know if cake is near.
My profiterole vision is flashing, does some-one have cake?

profile princess 

an indulgent female user of social networking sites who feels compelled to post excessive amounts of photographs of herself online,all of which are profile head shots or in black and white to disguise the individual's rather large physical dimensions!
oh look,yet another above the neck shot posted on facebook,who does she think she is kidding,she really is a profile princess!
profile princess by gediredeyes August 20, 2011

limited profiled 

when a new facebook friend only allows you to see certain parts of their profile: this allows them to choose what information they can and can not see
I was limited profiled from my new co-worker, so bummed.
limited profiled by mdm15pu March 22, 2009

Limited Profile 

For people who you don't want on your facebook friends list, but would be too awkward to remove completely.
People probably on your limited profile: Great Aunt Susanne, former employers, the weird kid in your class who you get your notes off of, etc.
Limited Profile by adm2512 October 11, 2009