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potty dance

The act of hopping repeatedly with the thighs pressed tightly together when one's bladder is full to avoid an involuntary release of urine.
Hurry up in there, I'm doing the potty dance here!
potty dance by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

potty licker 

Typically, the female that is chewing gum when both women exit the bathroom after a round of rug munching.
Paul: Hey, did you see those 2 whores come out of the bathroom together?

Smitty: Sure did, Saw the "potty licker" chewing gum too.
potty licker by facepainters July 26, 2012

Potty training 

Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly
Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.

Potty Smash 

(n.) 1. The splash of tainted water onto one's buttocks after excreting fecal matter into the toilet bowl.

*It can also be used as an exclamation of surprise.
John: Ew, what's that smell?
Jennifer: It's the smell of my potty smash!

"Oh, potty smash! I wasn't expecting to see YOU here!"

Potty Smash by StinkyKabob September 28, 2008

potty mouth 

Someone who likes to swear and cuss just for the fun and bravado of it.
Don't speak to me like that, you potty mouth.

POTTY FINGERS 

When your ass itches and you have slick cheeks and you pick and dig your ass with your fingers and smell them.And your fingers smell like shit.
Frankie,Andrea,Joanne and Irene Milano had slick cheeks they stuck there finger in there ass and gave me the potty fingers it smelled like shit.