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pussy pickin 

1. The act of picking your clothing out of your vagina, or readjusting your beef curtains to be more comfortable.

i.e.-pulling, pinching, scratching, or pating the vag

2. A game that males ( mostly done by the less intelligent) play to try to rate and pick up women.
OMG, did you see that girl pussy pickin her camel toe?

What are those guys doing?

They are pussy pickin to see who THEY are doing later?
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Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' 

A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin' 


A term to describe nice breasts, usually possessed by a younger female who has just grown them to a near full size. They are perfect, round, not to big and not to small. They are the kinds that you can see in a magazine and before you know it you are groping a magazine.
Man did you see Brittany last night? She didn't have those last year!
I know man those babies were Ripe for the Pickin', Ready For some Lickin'!

Cotton Pickin' Second 

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"
GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

cotton pickin chicken pluckin music 

humorus word for country music
Grown-ups always listen to cotton pickin chicken pluckin music.

Dinger pickin' 

When one inserts ones pointer-finger into an enlarged penis hole.
Me and my friend Bob are going Dinger pickin'.
Dinger pickin' by Dinger pickin December 25, 2015

Bean Pickin’

When you go and pick up a group of Mexican girls.
“There’s a group of Mexican girls over there, why don’t we go Bean Pickin’”
Bean Pickin’ by TheNerdBurger August 12, 2018