The Octagon 

A nickname for your penis. Featured in the Will Ferrell movie 'Anchorman'.
Very Effective...Works everytime with the ladies...They can't get enough of "THE OCTAGON"...

"I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang."

The Octagon by Bert Bert September 6, 2005

Dirty Octagon 

In order to perform a Dirty Octagon, one must fully, and vigorously masterbate on 8 separate occasions in no more than 1 hour's time. Attempting to perform the Dirty Octagon without proper training and equipment can lead to severe and irreversible injury. Upon completing the DO, you shall be admitted to the Masterbater's hall of fame in Detroit, MI.

Student #1: "Dude, I'm gonna pull a Dirty Octagon tonight"

Student(penis-less) #2: "your p***s is going to fall off"

Dirty Octagon by 343Cockblaster September 10, 2010

love octagon 

is a variation of a love triangle. But as the word octagon implies it involves more than three people.Eight to be exact.

Brigette's such a fox that she had managed to create a rivalry among the guys...This is beginning to spawn to an intersting love octagon involving the 8 guys at work and a dangerously hott woman.

love octagon by quiver September 19, 2006

The Octagon 

When a person has achieved a status of simultaneously juggling eight different relationships at once.

Little Andrew was know as "The Octagon" after he balanced eight different girlfriends.

The Octagon by BeCAPPS February 16, 2014

no octagon october 

Rule 1:If you see an octagon in that month, spray paint over it with a circle, square, or other shape.

Rule 2:If you see somebody draw a octagon, burn their entire family. Even if already dead.

Rule 3:if you draw an octagon, throw yourself down the stairs.

Good Luck!

Guy 1:ima draw an octagon!
Guy 2: it's no octagon october
Guy 1:Dang it.

no octagon october by No Octagon October Stan September 26, 2020

The Octagon 

The area surrounding greenwich, south london where the bell never rings

im in the octagon and ive just seen another knockout

The Octagon by sudoandhispump February 20, 2009

love octagon 

when there is a chain of lovers that goes round an' round

EX: timmy loves sarah, sarah loves derek, derek loves trevor, trevor loves alli, alli loves phillip, phillip loves laura, laura loves timmy

this is a love octagon

love octagon by myspacefaggot February 6, 2007