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Dog Nonced 

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.
Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.
Dog Nonced by metaldan123 December 13, 2015
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nonebrity 

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.
Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”
nonebrity by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004
British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.
Carl's a right nonce
nonce by imnotatory January 13, 2020

Nonce Sweets 

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
Nonce Sweets by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

I’m a nonce 

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)
Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce
I’m a nonce by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

nonce-sense

The way in which Peadophiles reason.
from Brass Eye
'Who would abduct a child?'
"i don't know, its absolute nonce-sense'
nonce-sense by AbbotWhite October 21, 2007