Neighbor Please 

The politically correct way to say Nigger Please

Lexus: " I don't know why they lock him up. He wasn't stealing his wallet, he was putting it back."
Mercedes: "Neighbor please!"

Neighbor Please by Kid Rectal December 21, 2008

Neighbor-fi 

A wifi network that you connect to that is really a neighbor's. Similar to Neighbornet but is used more commonly throughout the web.

My Network was down so I went to the yard and connected to good 'ol neighbor-fi

Neighbor-fi by Im so Hi June 4, 2009

neighbor hatin'

Neighbor hatin' is when a person is playing their stereo, surround sound system, or TV at a high volume level, playing a loud musical instrument, like the drums, or just being extremely loud in general, to the point of disturbing the neighbors. Neighbor hatin' is usually done between 11:30p and 4:30a. Neighbor hatin' can also include, lighting fireworks, throwing a party, or revving the engine of a car or truck with a loud exhaust system.

Shawn: So what'd you get into this weekend?

Tim: I threw a huge going away party at my house for friend of mine at work. We got tore up and had the stereo up loud as hell. Dude, we were neighbor hatin' til like, 4 in the morning.

neighbor hatin' by mensa_mule June 10, 2018

neighbor-snoop 

A neighbor who is constantly walking by your house asking questions about about your life.

Les walked by the house asking invasive questions and behaved like a neighbor-snoop

neighbor-snoop by proust23 September 30, 2010

Neighbor Wench 

That girl living across the street who bakes you various food stuffs.

Our neighbor wench is here again, and she brought pumpkin pie.

Neighbor Wench by Lord of the Estate October 13, 2011

neighbor fatigue

The exhaustion you feel from having to speak to your neighbors every time you go outside. The moment you step outdoors, they want to chat when you want to chill out or work in the yard. neighbors, frontyard, backyard, annoying neighbors, neighbors from hell, next-door neighbors, neighborhood, home, picket fence, fence

Every Saturday, I never get any work done because 4 or 5 of my neighbors come over to talk about their families, kids and jobs. I've got serious neighbor fatigue.

neighbor fatigue by joecoolthefool July 8, 2017

Neighbor Rule 

The rule prohibits you and your family from any relationship with your neighbors beyond “hello” and “goodbye.”

Timothy broke the neighbor rule by agreeing to have a beer with his next door neighbor. Timothy then found himself becoming close friends with the neighbor. Timothy then had a falling out with his neighbor and he stopped feeling comfortable around his home. Timothy, you dumbfuck, you broke the neighbor rule. Now you want to sell your house and move far away from your drunk asshole neighbor.

Neighbor Rule by Boom Ya Gone July 28, 2019