Molted Nest

mohlt-ed nest, -noun 1.The state of a females' genitalia after years of abuse, resulting in pubic hair loss and a twig like appearance. 2. A tired old balding crotch.

ie.- "Dude, you don't even want to get tangled up in that

molted nest!"

Molted Nest by phoobin December 19, 2011

Mooted 

Being muted or removed on Xbox by a person named Douglas .

"And mooted"

Mooted by mick partridge December 26, 2012

Oven Mitted 

when one has one hand inserted in the vagina and the other hand inserted in the ass, holding her in a doggy position and making her grab your favorite dish out the oven.

I had hands deep in both holes open my hands like a over mit her mouth opened as I pull my hands together her mouthed closed around my pie then I could pull back and take that God damn pie you been oven mitted bitch

Oven Mitted by kiwimike May 9, 2019

Matted 

to get analed.

anal penetration

Lylee: Dude you got Matted
Andy: F!@#

Matted by Phroxzon December 8, 2011

morted 

Tired out, exhausted.

"I studied all night and now I'm just morted."

morted by Suurlemoen March 18, 2014

Moted Facial 

Ellaboration on moted by adding facial to the end. Usually done to someone after they are put down or embarass themselves; one emphasizes them being "moted" by adding "facial". This is accompanied by a claw shaped hand running down the heckler's face. Commonly used by Bay Areas brats in the 80's.

Boy 1: Whoa! That Burke's bitch is hot!
Boy 2: Shit dumbass! That bitch's got a dick! I think he goes to Town! I guess you're a fag!
Boy 1: Oh, uh...
Boy 2: Moted facial! Faccccceeee!!!

Moted Facial by R Morris August 31, 2006

Matted 

When something very crazy, destructive, odd has happened to something.

"My house in Minecraft has pigs and endermen all over with chickens in the basement!"
"Oh, it got Matted"

Matted by Kokopoko November 9, 2011