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One of Israel's intelligence agencies, noted for its expertise in wet affairs. Literally translated as "institute." Never referred to as the Mossad, but rather simply called Mossad.
Mossad launched missions, dubbed Operation Wrath of God, to track down and kill those alleged to be responsible for the murder of 11 Israeli athletes by Palestinian gunmen at the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich.
Mossad by Dancing with Fire September 3, 2012
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I missed the part where that's my problem 

A comeback when a friend/family member says something that you just honestly don't give a fuck about. It's also not your damn problem
Person: What the hell am I gonna do? My girlfriend left me...mydog ran away...I got fired...
Person2: I missed the part where that's my problem.

messed out

awesome; out of this world
Man that party was messed out!!!
messed out by usher25 February 20, 2011
Fucked in the head. No idea about anything. Just Stupid!
You are messed. (with a disgusted look)
Messed by Rich Ferrari November 29, 2003

missed the boat 

Someone who failed to take advantage of a good opportunity.
I could have hooked up with her but now she's with him. Man, I totally missed the boat on that one.
missed the boat by Penemue October 19, 2005

missed contact 

not your ex, the infected one who got away from contact tracing authorities
Jane: Doctor Fox is positive with Covid-19. His whereabouts now is unknown.
Jill: So he's a missed contact out there, unquarantined and ready to infect anyone!
missed contact by timlight April 23, 2020
To be tampered with or eaten by a rodent(s).
Those Doritos have been moused. Don't eat that, its been moused. Oh shit, the couch has been moused!
Moused by Wisker Biscuit June 6, 2009