Mitt Mop 

The unfortunate cicumstance of having excessive amounts of pubic hair that engulf the female genetilia.

Julio was about to go down on Stacey, until he realized that she had an outrageous mitt mop.

Mitt Mop by mittlord89 November 30, 2009

Mitt Romney 2012 

An expression used after saying some extremely offensive or disgusting to shed humor or justify what was said

I think we should just kill all of the crack babies and welfare queens....... Mitt Romney 2012

I wish my parents were dead...... Mitt Romney 2012

Mitt Romney 2012 by werstonmutterson December 12, 2012

Mitt the twit 

Mitt the twit is a racist homophobic frat boy who wants to be president so he and his Mormon buddies can loot the US treasury. Mitt the twit says that if Dumbyass can loot the US treasury, why can't I?

Filthy Rich Vampires for Romney support "Mitt the twit."

Mitt the twit by Jim Creamer August 20, 2012

mitt job 

performing a hand job whilst wearing an oven mitt

Last night she gave me the best mitt job!

mitt job by Newport Joe August 6, 2008

Mitt Romney

Shape-shifting, cream-cheese LDS hustler with a spray-on tan. Currently seeking the 2008 Republican Presidential nomination. A fiscal conservative's dream, which is to say malleable and not-too-bright, but can be counted on to look after the interests of the very rich and to never raise their taxes (see George W. Bush). Republican-leaning women will vote for Mitt based on his looks alone. If he is nominated, will probably be our next president due to the sheer stupidity of the typical American voter (see George W. Bush). Will also hammer gay people to assure the Bible-beaters and red-faced Southern haters that he worries about what consenting adults do in bed just as much as they do.

"I'm Mitt, I'm shit"
"Mitt Romney has changed positions more times than a Stretch Armstrong doll"
"If elected, Mitt Romney promises to give everyone in America their own planet to live on after they die!"

Mitt Romney by Chatty Chrissy January 29, 2008

Mitt Romney

a tool.

Mitt Romney is a tool.

Mitt Romney by Kenny Genius February 27, 2011

Mitt Romney

To have all the appeal of crumpled laundry; boring

Are you going to do something or are you going to Mitt Romney me to death?

Mitt Romney by SaturnChicVT February 10, 2015