heir matress 

Nickname for Paris Hilton.

"Did you see that video!? That chick is an heir matress!"

heir matress by Bill gronos January 5, 2006

Double Breasted Matress Thrasher

A covert naming convention designed to point out large breasted wome in public in the guise of bird watching.

"Looky here Cledus, me thinks I have just sited the fabled Double Breasted Matress Thrasher"!

Double Breasted Matress Thrasher by Bobby Brooks January 10, 2005

Burst Matress 

A very overgrown hairy pussy!

God my push needs a friggin trim it looks like a burst matress!

God I couldn't go down on that bird the other night - her bush was like a burst matress!

Burst Matress by Ems August 5, 2003

table matress 

A matress for a table that sits on two ends with one part sticking out of te side

Get yo' dang table matress off of Cletus!

table matress by bubblesofmassdestruction February 3, 2005

mattressizing 

To wish a person to the mattress; to fantasize about taking someone to bed by way of sexting or conversing in person.

Girl 1- " I was totally sexting this hot guy, telling about all the awesome things I wanna do to him in bed"

Girl2- "He's trying to be a gentleman and all you're doing is mattressizing him, have some class".

mattressizing by T$KY January 14, 2015

mind over mattress 

The act of engaging one's brain in an effort to wake up from deep sleep.

On weekends and on Monday mornings, it's always mind over mattress. My alarm clock tries to scare the daylights into me.

mind over mattress by yes juanito yes June 8, 2015

widower's mattress 

A woman with no ethics who homes in on a recently bereaved man and beds him whilst he's still emotionally vulnerable

That old tart won't leave Mark alone since his wife died. She's a widower's mattress, chasing vulnerable men like him.

widower's mattress by Emma85 February 10, 2007