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moral majority 

1. Group of people who think and act as if they are BETTER than you. Especially if you do not worship the same deity in exactly the same way they do.

2. People who use the Bible as a facade to promote their political agenda. Also, quoting the bible out of context to emphasize their political agenda.

3. Absolute hypocrates!
The moral majority helped to re-elect George W. Bush at the expense of the middle class, the poor, and all the military service men and women.
moral majority by AC May 13, 2005
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Moral Majority 

A group of Christians who believe that it is their burden (very similar to the white man's burden in Africa) to impose their "morality," which apparently has been endorsed by a so-called son of God who has been missing (or dead) for the past 2000 years, the same amount of time that his return has been imminent. The only way to do this, of course, is to get into politics, the most amoral activity on the planet. When dealing with the Moral Majority, watch out for harsh judgements, death threats, and an occasional lie, since this is all in the son of God's book, the Bible.
The Moral Majority have forced school prayer on all students under penalty of crucifiction.

minority report

have sexual conquest with an asian, latino, pacific islander, and african
my friend won 3000 bucks in vegas bought a minority report, which included a room, and 8ball, and 4 hookers (an asian latino an pacific islander and a african)
minority report by hessba December 31, 2011

minority filters

Those stupid iron "security" bars that cover windows in storefronts or homes, presumably to discourage break-ins. More often used to trap the inhabitants inside in event of a fire.

Minority filters can easily be circumvented by means of a skylight sale or similar exploit.
The gun shop claimed to open at 9:00, but when we got there at 9:15 the minority filters were still in place.

social minority 

noun

refers to members of the economic and political elitist class within the social group.
all members of the social group who are not members of the common class or social majority are also referred to as the social minority.

facebook minority 

A facebook minority is the person who comments on a large stream of comments made by one race, but is of another race themselves.
A common occurrence for a facebook minority:

Elizabeth Kim: cute pic!! ~~
Thomas Lee: lolwut is that richie in the background?
Richard Chang: stfu I was playing starcraft!
Yoohan Zhang: lol ur both n00bs
La'kwandah Jackson: YOOO maAamIi, dayum u lookin' hella good. !
Rachel Huang: 漢字仮名交 ! ! !
facebook minority by Dave Newton September 6, 2011

Majority 

The greater part or number of something. ie. Group or people or bag of candy.
Majority of the people at the movie theater prefer to watch 'Kung Fu Panda'
Majority by Sexy Virgo August 7, 2011