Manning Middle School

Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.

Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!

Manning Middle School by IminlovewithQueen May 11, 2019

Manning Bowl Party 

When two or more dudes get together to watch the rare, overyped, meaningless Peyton Manning vs Eli Manning football phenomenon. Typically, the dudes at the party will put some great cultural significance to the matchup, even though it's just another regular season game that ends in a blowout. These Manning Bowl Parties are usually attended by guys wearing various Manning jerseys who have no life and would rather analyze the facial expressions and brief, nonexistant social reactions between Peyton, Eli, and Archie rather than actually watch the game. The Manning Bowl Party is essentially a meeting of fake football fans who are more into soap operas and dramatic theater than football. Avoid if you are invited to one.

Joe: Hey man, we're going down to the bar to get some beers and watch the football game. You in?

Brent: Oh, no thanks. I got plans to go over Chad's apartment for his Manning Bowl Party. They're having shrimp coctails and margharitas. It will be a fabulous spread. I'm rooting for Eli to win the match! I can't wait to see the look on Peyton's face when he is defeated by ironic sibling rivalry! Wanna come with?

Joe: Um, no thanks, Brent. I'm good.

Manning Bowl Party by StanleyTheManly82 September 13, 2013

Manning the Ship 

A drinking game amongst friends. Can either be played with 750's, Liters or 1.75's depending on the tolerance and size of the group. Obtain a bottle of Captain Morgan, Admiral Nelson and Sailor Jerry's. Also take the size of the group and multiply that times 2... obtain that many mini-shots of Kraken Black Spiced Rum (if you can't find those, a bottle will do just fine). The goal is to finish all three bottles of Captain, Admiral and Sailor and each member of the group get's 2 shots of the Kraken throughout the experience (in a fashion similar to getting Smirnoff "iced") as to simulate the event of a Kraken attack on the ship. After you have completed this game, you are now probably pretty intoxicated and can tell people you are "sailing the seas".

"What are we drinking tonight?"

"I don't know, man, I was thinking about manning the ship..."

"Dude! I'm so game! I'll tell the guys."

Manning the Ship by TheMorningLark August 20, 2015

Manning Around 

1) To exude your masculinity when it is at its highest point.

2) To frolic in a very manly way

Joe:Did you see Danny hitting on that girl?!

Tom:Naw man he wasen't he was just manning around

Manning Around by Captain Barbosa December 10, 2012

Manning'd

The act of excessively displaying your pure brute,strength, or competitiveness...Especially at JCU WBB Practice.

At Practice:

*Manning grabs offensive rebound, dribbles entire length of court( head down), spin moves through the lane, euro-steps and dunks on 5'3 girl*
Team: "Daaaaaannngggg you just got Manning'd"

In Game:

*5'4 opposing team player gets in the face of a JCU player*

JCU player: "Don't make me go Manning on you!!!"

Manning'd by ChayMonayyy January 17, 2014

manning middle school

Manning middle school is for whit rich snobs who’s parents think their kid is perfect, when in reality they are smoking and shit. The grades are also fucking the worse a B there is an A at everit or any other school

“Hey you go to manning middle school right, let me guess ur going to fucking rv next year!”

manning middle school by Gdasddde March 13, 2019

Manning the Air 

The action of leaving a smell associated with a dank locker room, teen bedroom, or any place else that smells like some people just fucked there.

I say Elanor your new house is beautiful but your son's room is manning the air too much. Please do have him bathe and properly dispose of things before the next brunch Ciao!

I hope that chicks husband don't come early cause I manned the air in her bedroom know what i mean?

Manning the Air by Keasterbunny July 8, 2019