Mallcore Rebels

One of the greatest D.I.Y punk bands any one drunk man could create himself. Raw talent and cheap equipment, makes this band undeniably unforgettable. Songs range from such classics as Fuck Global Warming to the awe inspiring Know who you are. Check myspace to book this amazing band to play your city now!

Erick: Fuck man did you see mallcore rebels the other night?

Some other person: No

Mallcore Rebels by Mallcore_rebel April 20, 2009

Mallcore Kids 

A little bitch who enjoys packaged rebellion and dressing like a faggot. Soon to be anhillated by legions of Metal Heads, Manowar Fans, Drunken Rednecks, and Stoner Gangs.

It seems like that Manowar fan is running at those Mallcore kids with a battle axe screaming like a horny speed fiend.

Mallcore Kids by Dog of War May 13, 2005

mallcore goth 

Mallcore Goth: (n.) One who tends to hang out at the mall in almost all of their free time and can usually be found hanging out inside/outside of stores like Hot Topic and Spenser's Gifts. They tend to wear heavy black eyeshadow, black lipstick, and black nail polish, as well as funny little designs around the eyes and lips that are created with the eyeshadow. They tend to wear clothes with excessive amounts of chains and cuffs, loops, rings, and bondage straps, and lots of fishnet clothing, and thigh-high boots. Music tends to be the sorts of such bands: Korn, Slipknot, My Chemical Romance, Linkin Park, and other bands of the sort.

The kids you see around the mall, school, general public who look depressed, when in actuallity they're not. They're just pussies looking for attention who like to whine and moan in their free time about how shitty their lives are, when in actuallity, they live a life with higher status than the average middleclass family. Their parents actually love them, and they're right, but they need to put on a fake show because they're attention whores.

mallcore goth by David Halliday March 3, 2005

mallcore goth 

noun
1) Someone who wears the "You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're the same" t-shirt, which itself is mass produced by the same company that owns Abercrombie and Fitch for their "alternative" store, Hot Topic.
2) Someone who exaggerates their life in a private neighborhood so it becomes worse than those children in Africa who are starving to death and dying of AIDs at the same time.
Adj.
Used to describe anything that would imply the behaviors above.

Noun:
1) Heh heh, that mallcore goth wears the same eyeliner Ashlee Simpson uses.
2) Ha, look at this, I found the mallcore goth's journal. . .here it is "Pain, suffering, cutting the flesh. . ."

Adj:
Slipknot is mallcore goth and safe for small children.

mallcore goth by junk food for the brain July 15, 2008

Mallcore Kids 

Usually a group of 10 year old to teenage kids who wear mallcore t-shirts and fake that their lives are awful. They often hang out in groups and are among the "popular" kids, but think that they are alienated and are utterly friendless. While mallcore kids are generally annoying and are shallow, uninteresting people, the mallcore girls are usually pretty hot.

"Mallcore kid," in metal circles, is often used as an insult against someone who doesn't know much about metal, or likes a metal band that is considered to be mallcore. While most metalheads have at least one "mallcore" band that they listen to or enjoy as a guilty pleasure, these cannot be considered mallcore kids because they are, all in all, metalheads.

Mallcore kids can be spotted by their often emo hairstyle, a "Limp Bizkit," "Korn," or post-Black Album "Metallica" T-shirt. They also tend to say "Slipknot is the heaviest f---ing band ever." (Let me say, right now, that Slipknot is not a mallcore band.) While you might see a kid in one of these T-shirts, ensure to ask them about a real metal band before judging them as a mallcore kid. If they have emo or dyed black hair, don't bother.

Most mallcore kids tend to be shallow in their music tastes, so they definitely aren't someone to get involved with if you are a music junky.

Mallcore Kids by -6(sic)6- August 20, 2009

Malloree 

Malloree is the type of girl you find attractive even when your eyes are closed. Her personality is that of no one you have ever met. So sweet, caring, thoughtful, and generous. She talks so much, but never too much for you to listen to. You always want to hear what she has to say because in the end, it isn't what she says it's how she says it. A voice so subtle, so pleasing to hear. She makes everyone smile. She's goofy and oh does she get on your nerves at times. At the end of the day you still find yourself head over heels in love with this girl. The struggle may have been real but she always seems to be in the back of your mind. She is someone you could never forget, someone that's hard to go days without, someone you want to keep and cherish for an eternity. Malloree is beautiful. You can't imagine what your life was like before she was in it. She's one of a kind. Hold on to a Malloree.

mallory love funny sweet malloree

Malloree by Jamcd March 5, 2014

mallxcore 

A teenager who hangs out at the mall and buys all their clothes from Hot Topic. Usually hangs out either at the mall or in front of the school cafeteria...all the time.

James: Eugh, I am so sick of walking past all those mallxcore kids!
Jerry: Meeee too.

mallxcore by anacondamander October 9, 2005