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macie is the type of girl that is worth fighting for. she has the most amazing personality and everyone who meets her falls right in love with her, she’s dropdead gorgeous with pretty green eyes and blonde hair. she makes me want to just explode like fireworks on the 4th of july. she’s so perfect and i don’t even know why she talks to me. but i’ll never thank her enough for being in my life. i love her. i love her with me entire life
macie is the sweetest girl i’ve ever had the privilege of meeting
macie by noodlesaregoof September 20, 2021
Boss A B
Def has an STD but still cool
Dang girl you got crabs? Your such a Macie
Macie by User6969420 November 23, 2021
She is stinky and has a HUGE butt. Her insides are made of gum so don’t be afraid to chew on her a little bit. She makes a for a great girlfriend or pet. Feed and water her twice a day for best results. If you take good care of her she will stick her tongue in your nose and ears to clean them for you!
I had a Macie and my nose and ears have never been so clean!
Macie by Shrimpc0cktail November 24, 2021
A Macie is a one of a kind. She will always be there for you. If you do annoy her though she might want to punch you and stop being friends with you! Macie is a gorgeous, beautiful, and jaw-dropping specimen that everyone wants to look like. When she is with a bunch of friends she doesn’t like being left out it makes her feel sad and alone. Lastly, she always wants to talk to someone who’s name starts with A and always falls for boys who are something else than human!
Girl 1- Hey y/n why are you leaving!?!
Girl 2- I’m going to hangout with Macie she’s wayyy cooler than you anyways!

Girl 1- F*ck I wish i was as cool as Macie.
Macie by urfavgirlinschool November 24, 2021
macie is a thoughtful, spunky, adorable, girl that doesn't ever fully appreciate how beautiful she is. when she looks in the mirror, she doesn't see a beautiful, kind, thoughtful girl. so if you have a macie in your life, make sure you let her know how important she is. national macie day is august 13
Boy 1: who's that girl over there?! she's an amazing artist!
Boy 2: that's macie. we used to be best friends
Boy 1: what happened?
Boy 2: i felt threatened by all the other boys calling her sexy
Boy 1: but she is
Boy 2: you're done.
Macie by That_Guy_52032 December 9, 2021
macie is super hot and has the fattest cock in the entire world. shes super rich and has 2494983 bitches that she fucks on a daily basis. shes in an polyamorous relationship with glaive and yung lean. she loves cats and beardance.
timothy: "OMG IS THAT MACIE!??!?! shes so hot rich i cant wait to have gay anal sex with her"
glaive: "macie is so sexy and rich so rich she bought me everything ever"
yung lean: "macie is my mommy i love her"
macie by macelovesbitches January 12, 2022