lotion man
jamaican slang, referral to a gay man, who uses lotion to lubricate his backside for anal sex purposes
lotion man by danaturalb May 13, 2005
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Lotion Guy
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lotion chimp
A particularly low-order minion -- qualified to perfrom only the most mindless tasks, on the order of a trained chimpanzee smearing suntan lotion on its reclining master.
lotion chimp by FitofPeak May 26, 2010
lotion overdose
When someone ( usually a teenage male) masturbates so frequently with lotion that his hands become so soft that normal tasks become impossible.
lotion overdose by pleaseleavemealone November 3, 2011
lotion queen
An annual event with the process consisting of 5 people surrounding a pentagram and a singular lady in the centre donned with a crown who is showered in cheap dollar store lotion by each individual around the pentagram.
Did you hear the news? Karen was this years lotion queen.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
Your dad may have diabetes but my mom has been a lotion queen for 10 years.
lotion queen by havokhell November 29, 2021
Lotion and Motion
Lotion and Motion by the maker August 10, 2016
Lotion Crust
The nasty, hardened leftover lotion on the opening of the bottle. Slightly crusty and yellow in color.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
When found in normal lotion, one desperately tries to remove said crusty lotion with vigorous effort.
Bro! What did you just fling at my face?
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
Sorry, bro, I was putting on some lotion and found that nasty hard shit in it.
Ah, lotion crust, all is forgiven.
Lotion Crust by whippersnapper March 5, 2012