Loafing Cooper 

An amazing Minecraft streamer from Australia who never dies in bedwars :)

Person 1: “Yo! What’re you watching?”
Person 2: “Oh I’m just watching Loafing Cooper”

Loafing Cooper by pedajgordon January 27, 2021

loafing the mule 

A male masturbating

"Yeah man I didn't hook up with that girl last night, so I ended up going home and loafing the mule"

loafing the mule by stu2.0 February 3, 2010

loafing-about 

Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pumpkin patch.

It was a mistake to sign up for that nature walk after I had all that Indian food because I was uncontrollably loafing-about that botanical garden.

loafing-about by Luvstopoopfromfiber February 17, 2009

Brand Loafing 

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

Brand Loafing by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

Rodeo Loafing 

the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop

rodeo loafing like a cowboy on heat

Rodeo Loafing by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

freestyle loafing by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004

social loafing

Social loafing takes place in a public venue, such as a park, library, or movie theater. Social loafing is when two males with erect penises stick their shafts into opposite ends of a loaf of bread, often with holes pre-cut into the loaf. The holes can be filled with butter, margarine, or spermicidal lubricant.
There are rules to this procedure however:
1. If you are gay and proceed to attempt this, you must follow this up by tossing some salad or serving up a good ol' rusty trombone.
2. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, you must immediately have sex with the nearest girl, hot or not, to nullify the gayness.
3. If you are straight and proceed to attempt this, and if you bump heads within the bread, you must stop IMMEDIATELY and proceed to watch HOURS of lesbian pornography.

Austin and Ben felt like experimenting in front of their girlfriends, so they proceeded to engage in social loafing at their local library. Afterwards, they had glorious sex with their girlfriends on top of novels written by Stephen King....

social loafing by TossMySaladpl0x? April 24, 2011