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Laundry detergent 

Something that I'm addicted to
Me: *opens laundry detergent box and starts sniffing*
Also me: * gets sore nose and bad sneezing*
Laundry detergent by Danethemane August 28, 2020

laundry mat

The way that stupid people spell laundromat.
I broke down in the middle of the laundry mat crying.
laundry mat by bellN February 24, 2014

laundry day 

When you run out of clean underwear.
By wearing each pair of underwear two days in a row, John delayed laundry day.
laundry day by yooloo May 13, 2011

laundry day 

An adjectival phrase describing an outfit that is random, mismatched, eclectic to the point of absurdity.
"She was wearing a black and turquoise flowered skirt with a yellow baby-doll tee and pink and gray checked Vans. She was trying to look all boho, but she just looked totally laundry day."

laundry day by Amanda French May 12, 2007

laundry mat

a place to transfer illegally obtained money so that it cannot be traced. goes in dirty, comes out clean.
Drug money goes to the laundry mat.
laundry mat by faxy April 23, 2006

laundry hug 

The act of taking laundry fresh out of the dryer while it is still hot and dumping it on someone who is lying down.
Dude I just did my laundry. Lie down I'll give you a laundry hug.
laundry hug by laundrywomans February 9, 2009