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bin laden 

The best hide and seek player ever.
I still can't find bin laden, he has been killing innocent people for years, but still.
bin laden by Spillings2 April 14, 2015

Pull the ladder up 

Used in a sarcastic sense.
When someone gets something, but only for themselves, while leaving the rest of the group waiting for a kind gesture that never comes...as in, man gets on the boat and pulls the ladder up while the rest stand on the jetty in confusion at this selfish act with no way to board.
Sitting at dinner table Chloe realises there are no forks so goes to get one for her self
Everyone else sits and waits patiently thinking she will return with forks for all...
Chloe returns with just one fork...
Group exclaim sarcastically "oh jeeze Chloe, pull the ladder up why dont you!"
Pull the ladder up by Mauao November 28, 2007
A very beautiful girl who knows what she wants in the world without second guessing. She knows how to make people smile and laugh without trying very hard. She loves to help people in need even though she can be very rude and sarcastic about the situation. She is very strong and doesnt like to cry in front of people but she will if she cant help it. She is a very sexy sexual person looking for the perfect boy who can match her sexual attitude.
Todd: Damn that girl is funny and to cute who is she?

Chris: Dude Thats Lanae :)
Lanae by GoofyGoober718 August 27, 2011

Farting Lander 

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.
Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!
Farting Lander by Fartinglander November 29, 2011

Getting Lance Rocke'd 

The Sensation of getting licked in between the toes by a beautiful woman
Rob:Dude,I was Getting Lance Rocke'd Last night by my girlfriend. It felt amazing

Eric:Nice,man.

thermal lance 

noun
The sex act of penetrating a male (but not limited to females) with a strap-on covered in tabasco sauce.
I said "no way" when my girlfriend wanted to give me a thermal lance.
thermal lance by Sneaky Horsey March 20, 2016