lactating turtle 

an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 fagot

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think

"hey bob"

"fuck you, you lactating turtle"

lactating turtle by dairon December 18, 2008

crack-a-lactating 

A term used when adressing a friend who might have large or enlarged nipples.

Hey Sasha, whats "Crack-a-lactating big nippler?"
To which he would only reply in a snide way.

crack-a-lactating by josepueblo July 24, 2008

Lactation Station

As the word implies, a station where lactation occurs. In other words a chicks tits or nipples. Can be referred to animals breasts...

Jeez that milf has some nice lactation stations.

Fuck I want to suck them lactation stations dry!

Lactation Station by Lactationist May 26, 2008

Lactarted 

To be lactose intolerant.

I cant go to the make your own sundae party because Im severely lactarted.

Lactarted by thebigneon April 7, 2007

Lactated Ringers

A topless lawn game enjoyed by surgical residents

Hey, tonight after the board exam we're going to play Lactated Ringers on The Oval! Who's in?

Lactated Ringers by CardinalRed August 17, 2012

Lacktaters

Not having any spuds.

I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.

Lacktaters by Wico Iye Owaci January 7, 2012

Lactaders 

When a woman who is producing, squirts milk onto any meal containing potatoes.

Husband: Janet, god damnit come give me some lactaders.
Janet: I’m sorry honey *begins squirting

Lactaders by FATRATPENIS February 22, 2021