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Klein isd is a school district in Houston TX that hates canceling school. There twitter is super live and they love roasting and blocking trolls. The teacher are kinda shitty but apparently it is the best district in the area. There are also tons of thots and f boys.
I can't believe Klein isd hasn't cancelled school, to roads are so flooded.

Klein-Doinch 

An overweight women with very nice legs
Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs
Klein-Doinch by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003

Klein High 

Klein High is worst fucking school on this planet. Filled with a bunch of sluts and tryhard friends.
Klein Cain is better than that bs school Klein High.
Klein High by courtneymjjj March 3, 2019

klein squid 

combination of performing the "flying V" with a sexual partner of choice while keeping under garments, right before coitus ends the man begins sharting in his boxers, said shart flows down upon the partner at which time it is carressed all over each others body.
it was a good day when I was New Mexico and was able to convince a hooker that resembled Mrs. Claus to let me slip the klein squid in while I was parking the beef bus in tuna town.

klein line

When guys show there calvin klein underwear just slightly above there pants, enough to see the words calvin klein
Jennifer:hey did you see that hot guy over there?

Ashley: yeah, he had that nice klein line...

klein orgy 

A group conversation where you talk about the stud Klein from SAO
Jim:i had a nice night last night

Mary:oh why

Jim:i wenr to a klein orgy

Mary:the we're dating

Jim:oh no we just talked

Mary:bullshit
*sans music activate*
klein orgy by klein the stud March 13, 2021