kinder whore 

a specific style consisting of little girl style dresses, knee high socks/tights, marry janes, smeared lipstick, and heavy eye makeup and things of the same likeness. first thought up by Courtney love in the 90s.

Samantha looks like a 5 year old prostitute. thats so kinder whore.

kinder whore by Kelly050192 October 11, 2008

kinder bat

someone new to the goth scene

"I saw a lot of kinder bats last week at the Rocky Horror Picture Show production."

kinder bat by someone March 18, 2004

kinder surprise 

you people need some serious help. a Kinder Surprise is a German candy bar shaped like an egg and with a toy inside. yummy chocolate but the toy is tiny as hell and gets lost easy

Oh shit i lost my kinder surprise toy

kinder surprise by SexyLexie June 12, 2008

Kinder Surprise 

The act where you a girl would clean her anus in preparation for oral butt sex, and while cleaning her anus, fills it with nutella. When her partner proceeds to eat her ass, they will eat the nutella, making it a kinder surprise.

Dude, I got a Kinder surprise last night and it was delicious.

Kinder Surprise by #freeuab January 20, 2015

kinder suprise 

A Kinder Suprise is the odour left from a child or German person who has done a shit in your toilet and left a rather unpleasant smell.

What the fuck Heinrich??? You left a Kinder Suprise in my toilet again!

kinder suprise by Dermit July 22, 2006

kinder hoe 

under age girls who r looking to get laid, dress like sluts and some times lie about there age. In different countries the age of consent varies so the age of kinder hoes varies from country to country.

dam look at that kinder hoe give her one more year and i'd nail her.

kinder hoe by bad fish October 17, 2006

Kinder Surprise 

When you go to the toilet for a wee, but when you sit down it turns out that you need to poop as well

Friend: Why did you take so long? I thought you said you just needed a piss
Me: Me too mate, kinder surprise init

Kinder Surprise by MewJadz June 10, 2019