Avi Yan Kenyon 

The coolest jew to ever live; he’s got some pretty neat glasses; everybody loves him 🙄

Friend- Did you see Avi Yan Kenyon yesterday?
You- Yeah. He’s so cool. His glasses make him really cool, and he’s Jewish!!! Wow. I wish I could be Avi.

Avi Yan Kenyon by ChineseLatkes June 28, 2021

Hollick-kenyon 

Quite possibly the hottest piece of ass you will ever see. When you see him you are immediately attracted to him and want to give him a blowjob. He deserves everything in the world and has the power to have sexual intercourse with anyone.

I wanna fuck that hotass Hollick-kenyon

Hollick-kenyon by Hoolick fanboi January 30, 2019

The Kenyon Rule 

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.

"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."

The Kenyon Rule by greeley January 26, 2007

Nancy Kenyon

mid-thirties wannabe who passed her prime twenty years ago and only gets gigs because of bandmates with the name Arcuri (as in Congressman). Lead "singer" of Utica, NY-based Nancy Kenyon Band.

Don: Jim, wanna go see Nancy Kenyon Band tonight?
Jim: You're kidding, right?
Don: OK, I'll put down the beer.

Nancy Kenyon by nkb eats shit June 22, 2010

luca kenyon 

Luca Kenyon is another word for gay

Jack: yo that dude of there is a Luca Kenyon

luca kenyon by Matk0vic June 3, 2019

Jade Kenyon 

A Jade kenyon is a cock sucking lady whore who loves both males and females. Jades recent sexual experiences have thrown her into the world of prostitution. Her extreme love of sex has encouraged her to create her own sex act, the ‘Kenny’, in which the Female/male partner is placed on the bed with ketamine in her pussy/ass. The male/female then proceeds to snort the line off her pussy/ass. The partners alternate and both get absolutely ‘kennied’

‘found me a Jade kenyon type of bird’

‘Never been so kennied (in both ways) in me life lad’

Jade Kenyon by Jadekennyshagger01 June 13, 2019

Daniel Kenyon 

The best and good looking man you will ever meet, all the girls are jealous. he is tall, funny, and sometimes weird. He can share secrets with you but only if you are close to him. He loves video games and is on them non stop. He is socially awkward but when you know him you have a blast, if you know a Daniel Kenyon, you are the luckiest person ever. he is just so funny and super caring. if you are reading this then thank you for being here :)

Daniel Kenyon is very funny
me: i know.

Daniel Kenyon by wierdperson :) March 14, 2021