Immaculate Stool 

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

Immaculate Stool by Brett 327 April 26, 2011

Immaculate Cap 

It means to cap soooooo much that it’s perfect

Pretty popular girl: I’m so ugly
Popular jock: that’s immaculate cap

Immaculate Cap by iLiKeYaHcUtG October 17, 2020

immaculate poop 

n. a bowel movement that leaves one's anus perfectly clean, without a spot or a stain such that wiping is unnecessary

Today is going to be a GREAT day! I just took my morning dump and it was an immaculate poop!

immaculate poop by Smoking Chicken April 1, 2005

immaculate abortion 

The miscarriage of an inconvenient pregnancy.

Kayla got knocked up, but had an immaculate abortion.

immaculate abortion by B Ligerati January 15, 2008

Immaculate Production 

When a consumer orders a product from a manufacturer and said manufacturer recieves the order, completely looses sight of the order and then is completely amazed when the order resurfaces complete and ready for shipment.

I don't know how Larry's Stamp & Sign couldn't find your order until after it shipped, it must have been Immaculate Production. That happens a lot there.

Immaculate Production by disgruntled ho January 6, 2010

immaculate correction 

When I ask someone to help me with something on my computer and just the act of their coming over seems to fix the problem.

I contacted my IT person because I couldn't access the internet on my computer. When they showed up to fix it, before they even did anything, I was able to access the internet. I call that an 'immaculate correction'.

immaculate correction by stella twist October 26, 2013

Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy 

this school is located in Jamaica Estates, Queens, NY.
and its ass.

laura: you go to Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy??
jimmney: yeah. its smells like ass all the time

Immaculate Conception Catholic Academy by i8utoo February 12, 2021