tobias hörner 

if youll ever meet someone called tobias hörner... FCK HIM SO FCKING HARD. Hes just the sexiest Person youll ever know. Every Girl loves him and every guy is envy when he sees his ass.

wow this guy is NICE . he has to be a TOBIAS HÖRNER

tobias hörner by TellMeHowToLoverboy May 26, 2017

Hannah Horner 

Ugly grandma bitch with ugly nappy hair who thinks he’s funny And talks trash because she has no friends and she’s only friends with fake people. She only dates short people and she thinks she’s so cool because she has A cups.

Omg Hannah Horner more like Hannah horny

Hannah Horner by Ghjgfghhhh August 17, 2020

Karen Horner 

What Mercedes F1 team fanboys call Christian Horner (Red Bull F1 team principal) usually right after Mercedes keep up with their history of being the only team to get into a race and complaining the race is too fast, what not surprising can be considered the pinnacle of Karen attitude in motorsport.

Boohoo boohoo, Red Bull had a 1.82 sec pitstop, make it illegal now FIA!!! Hehe here comes the Karen Horner

Karen Horner by J B10 March 13, 2022

Ethan Horner 

An absolute unit/beast who gets any chick he wants. He is feared by men and loved by women.

Did you see that stud over there? He's got 4 girlfriends.
Yeah, he's a total Ethan Horner.

Ethan Horner by TruthSpeaker78 November 3, 2024

The Jack Horner 

This is when you finish inside someone and then you plug up the cream pie with your thumb.

“Wow Billy, you totally did The Jack Horner on me!”

The Jack Horner by AndrooTheNerd May 3, 2023

Pulling a Brock Horner 

Completely losing your mind while captaining a vessel because of a perceived slight or insult and boarding vessel of the victim without permission.

I pulled too close to a guy fishing a wreck and slammed the throttle while he was pulling a Brock Horner.

Pulling a Brock Horner by anonymous April 3, 2025

Horser

A horser is a what ever you want it to be becuase no one knows what a fucking horser is. like what the fuck is a horser like is it a gun or does it mean you got that meat idk

The crackhead at the gas station leans in to ask you: yo you got that horser on you

You: bro what the fuck is a horser

Crackhead: you know what I mean

You: bro wtf

Horser by Horser definiton maker December 11, 2020