Eden Hazard

A football player from Belgium. Currently plays for Chelsea. Famous for his world class dribbling skills and also for having a fat ass.

'Eden Hazard was on fire today, scoring one goal and assisting in another.''
'Man I ain't gay but I would pay 50 bucks just to slap Hazard's ass once'

Eden Hazard by redberet October 20, 2018

Health Hazard 

A Health Hazard is something for which there is statistically significant evidence based on at least one study conducted in accordance with established scientific principles that acute or chronic health effects may occur in people exposed to its effects. One of the commonest, that most people know about is asbestos.

“Malcolm’s back from leave and giving everyone a pain in the arse.”
“That bastard ought to be classed as a health hazard.”

Health Hazard by AKACroatalin March 21, 2019

fire hazard 

A man who is utterly in denial of his homosexuality(in the closet) despite the fact that he is clearly gay to the objective observer(flaming).

Hey Mike, Jessica's fire hazard of a husband was checking out your ass again.

fire hazard by Arman Java May 9, 2006

moral hazard

In helping to correct a problem which originated in past poor moral judgments, creating incentives for the same problem to repeat in the future without addressing the original poor moral judgments. Since there is an expectation that one was helped once, one will be helped again.

Giving money to banks which do not reform their mortgage lending practices creates a moral hazard

moral hazard by patsw March 2, 2009

Eden Hazard

The best Belgian player and premier league winger of all time and has the biggest batty

Dad:Did you cry when Eden Hazard left?
Son: Yes dad I didn’t speak to anyone for 15 weeks. I’ll forever remember that huge batty

Eden Hazard by CFCRaja from twitter dot com September 18, 2020

Ethan hazard 

A idiot who is a bitch to his girlfriend.Ethan could get cheated on by his girl friend and he would be the one apologising.

Did you hear gabi cheated on him again,he’s such an Ethan hazard!

Ethan hazard by EthanHazardsGayCCC February 18, 2020

Water Hazard

The splashing of sink water on your shirt or pants to try to show others you did not have pee fly off the urinal and hit you, but that you had a large amount of sink water splash up and hit you while washing your hands.

While I was in the bathroom I saw a kid water hazard before leaving the bathroom.

Water Hazard by Salty nation October 23, 2013