Whale Harness 

A Fat girl's thong. Named so because it's similar in appearance to the device that marine biologists use to save beached whales.

Dude, Allison bent over in class today and I could totally see that whale harness of her's. I think I'm gonna puke, then call Greenpeace.

Whale Harness by Francostein June 10, 2009

ICEBERG HARNESS 

What phil ho does to carol wang

(leave it up to your imagination)

the other day, in the shower, PHil totally iceberg harnessed the shit out of me! i couldnt even sit for 3 days!

ICEBERG HARNESS by shinkako December 15, 2010

hainess 

Is a nice person, friendly, loves to go on adventure, loves animals and will help you if you need something and will listen to your problems

she's is so friendly... she's such a hainess

hainess by nesstea October 18, 2021

dog harness 

A loop of leather or metal that is designed to fit around a mans penis and draw it under and back behind the legs to reduce the genital profile while wearing tight clothing.

This dog harness is pretty uncomfortable.

dog harness by Kalenth777 May 30, 2014

Josie Harness 

Someone Who Pours Glue On kids and likes to get in trouble on the bus by throwing paper. (Also A Visco Girl) SKsKsKsksk

JOsie HaRneSS StoP PouRing GluE All OvER That thot.

Josie Harness by MemeMachine69420 January 2, 2020

Eve Haynes 

Eve will be your VERY CLOSE and BFF for about 4 months. She'll love to dance and show off. Eve will eventually steal your boyfriend and your other best friends too. She secretly hates all the girls but put on an act for every single million of them. Sorry but she's real popular. She'll eventually squeeze you in between Martha and Cindy. If you hate Eve then she'll hate you for no reason WHAT-so-ever. Except for the hatred you try and make up over five billion times. Eve acts like she didn't do anything but she did. So if you have an Eve as a friend, slightly move away. When your unseen by her, run away to Asia.

Don't you think Eve Haynes is popular.

Eve Haynes by ElizabethTB March 30, 2020

Samuel Harness 

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama

Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!

Samuel Harness by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022