Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper 

Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.

Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes

Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019

Arigato... Gyro. 

It’s part of the legendary phrase used by Johnny Joestar, to kill the 23rd President in Steel Ball Run.

Tusk: CHUMIMIIIN!!! *rips open love train* ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA-
Johnny Joestar: hontoni, hontoni, nande dore ma no ichi... Arigato... Gyro.
*valentine fucking dies*

Arigato... Gyro. by jojofan11 August 10, 2021

hydro_gyro

a sexy meme page

Did you see that new hydro_gyro post?

Yea bruh it was fire, he never misses

hydro_gyro by amazingsexyuser May 6, 2021

snappin gyro 

extremely physicaly fit pussy

man my girl friends best friend has a snappin gyro

snappin gyro by mike simpson May 12, 2003

Sloppy Gyro 

When a man has ejaculated after sex with an ovulating woman and he still has a cummy/bloody after-sex dick (it’s still big but starting to go floppy) so he proceeds to stuff his mucky genitalia down her throat

“I raw dogged this peng girl last night and it was class. She was on her period so it would’ve been rude if I didn’t give her a sloppy gyro after”

Sloppy Gyro by Shadow546 June 19, 2019

Inverted Gyro-Copter 

A sexual position that requires the female to lie face down with her buttocks arched into the air. The male then mounts the female from behind and while inside of her he gently raises both legs to perfectly balance on her behind. If perfect balance is acquired than the male can be slightly nudged and he will begin to rotate like the blades of a helicopter.

"Last night I gave Jennifer an Inverted Gyro-Copter and she loved it!"

Inverted Gyro-Copter by Jeremy Hardcore April 11, 2008

snapping gyro 

The vagina of a woman with excellent control of the pubococcygeous muscles. Typically, the woman can squeeze these muscles to tighten around her partner's penis during intercourse, squeezing it for added pleasure for the man. A woman can strengthen the PC muscles with Kegel exercises.

The head cheerleader is smoking hot, but she's a real dead fuck. Now, Ugly Wanda looks like a pile of steaming shit, but she's got a snapping gyro.

snapping gyro by RSTvideo February 3, 2008